Webster, Sam Grindstone LP Vinyl

Let's theorize for a second - say, like, you're locked in mortal conflict with hideously cute creatures that call the deep, dungeness cave system of a massive mountain home sweet home. You, on the other hand, are a ripped, sword-whirling barbarian hunk of a family man, just tryin' make ends meet by slaying these creeps, jerks and slobs as part of a hard day's livin'. Posit, for a moment then, and consider what kind of tunes you'd listen to while grinding away. It's the music of composer Sam Webster that would make those long, sunless days breeze by, no doubt. His ephemeral hip-hop beats and spooky synth jive are the stuff of monster mashin' legend, made better only by the amazing guts-covered album art by Nuri Durr, which protects your Grindstone vinyl from sword scratches and other household implements of destruction.

1. Backpack 2. Big Chains 3. Bone Dust 4. Cave Digg 5. Drink 6. Grindstone Mountain 7. Jerks 8. Jorj 9. Jungle Gems 10. Loot Bag 11. Lunch Box 12. Magic Sauce 13. Mystic 14. Puzz 15. Temple Tip 16. The Boss 17. The Creeps 18. Clock in 19. Jorj's Lament 20. Haunted Sword 21. Deep Cuts 22. Fire Walker 23. Old Gods 24. Royal Slob 25. Mud Flats 26. Dötie 27. Slash House 28. Gate Breaker 29. Potions 30. Snorbit 31. Shrines 32. Way Slayer 33. Clock Out 34. Power Drone